*and the award goes to...

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me!...for having a grand total of ONE blog post for the month of February. #grr

I won't linger on about my self-loathing and procrastination now and just skip to the pretty...

The Oscars were last night and, since I didn't post about the Golden Globes [#missedopportunity], I couldn't call myself a serious fashion blogger if I missed this one...

Although I didn't watch the show, from the pics I gathered this morning, the red carpet looked pretty fab. Most girls were dressed in lavish gowns, couture pieces and sparkling jewellery, and the guys in well-fitted suits. Pretty classy affair no? Haha.

In fact, my top five female looks for the night [in no particular order] were:

Clockwise L-R: Stacy Keibler, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Naomi Watts, Charlize Theron

...with close runners-up..

Clockwise L-R: Maria Menounos, Kelly Osbourne, Amanda Seyfried, Kristin Chenoweth, Amy Adams

Eek! What a stunning set of gowns... #fabricfiesta

Even the after-party outfits were glam; one of my favs being Lily Collin's sleek little number...

#iwant #blindedbysequins

...along with other honorable mentions...

Clockwise L-R: Nina Dobrev, Jennifer Lawrence, Ginnifer Goodwin, Solange Knowles, Elizabeth Banks

Colorful little group no?

Even the Kluminator showed up looking like an Oscar in true Heidi-plunging-neckline-cleave-showing-fashion...

And then this happened... *record scratch*

You can pick your jaws up off the floor now...but yes, that's Heidi. and Naomi. lip locked. *blink blink*

I reserve further comment while I go shop around for my Oscar 2014 look...I'll also be taking applications for my hair and makeup team in the comment box below :)

It will happen one day kiddies...mark my words...

xx

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